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One of my Latina friends catered a Passover Seder recently. Every person at the event called her "Maria" the entire time.
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I need to say something real. Something mean. Attention all women going to the art museum: I'm not saying that you're sensible low chunky heels aren't cute, I am saying though that an art museum (especially a contemporary art museum) is little more than a reverberating chamber of walls and hardwood floors. Thus, the sound of viewing art is you're goose-stepping to the room with Mark Rothkos in it. In short, wear flats. There, I said it.