Sex

So, this is something that I haven't written about yet, but it is something near and dear to my heart (and the regions about two feet below and above it). But, I don't want to write today about my personal sex life. There really isn't any reason to go into it since I'm not the kind of guy who kisses and tells. Suffice to say that I've had it (a few times...) and my mother knows it, meaning that everyone is allowed to know it.

But, I was talking to Kate earlier today and she told me that she had had sex this past weekend. Which is awesome cause Lord knows she hasn't been laid in a while. When I told her that, she said that it had been 26 months, and even then, it was with her ex-boyfriend. And before that, it had been 10 months. For those of you tallying at home, that's almost three years. She told me that she thought 10 months was a long time, but it was a breeze compared to 26. Noted.

I was in a dry spell, but she was the Sahara of sex.

I'm glad that she had an awesome time. And she sounded happy and enthused. And I contribute it to sex endorphins.

Because, honestly, sometimes all you need is a good lay.