Quips and Aphorisms

If delusions burned calories, we'd all be Kate Moss.

My right eye started twitching again. It makes me nervous. Thus, my eye twitches even more. I can't wait til it's a constant flutter.

I highly suggest everyone take complete power when they can. The rush of seeing the endgame and guiding every move makes you feel more alive than anything else.

How did I know she was pregnant? There's only one reason that a girl like gets engaged.

If you want to be fearless, do what scares you. If you want to be strong, refuse to be weak.